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Brotendo
Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017
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Brotendo • Brotendo cult • Brotend • Brotender • brotando • brotendah • Brotondo • broken down • Broken Dog • broken donut
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brotendo by escamillaroy May 2, 2022
Brotendo cult
A merit based cult created by a Canadian immigrant named "Maximus Wellington" aka "obsster". Obsster came to this country and he created the brotendo cult. Anyone who is in the cult but is found worthless by obsster is banished and exiles to the realm of the 'forgotten' in the realm of the forgotten a person will either be a bronie, bromigo, or a bronegro all based on what got them banished. The clan revolves around dank memes and is being sought after by the CIA. Obsster currently has several death warrants and is as allusive as Bigfoot. Only members if the cult get to see obsster. Obsster is basically the Charles Manson of the meme world. Their gang sign is the 🅱️ emoji.
Brotendo cult by Brotendo dong December 1, 2017
Brotend
Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
Brotend by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
Brotondo
2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.
Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.
Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.
Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Brotondo by fiveonefour February 5, 2010
Brotender
A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
Brotender by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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