Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
a circular structure in a student center where many bro's gather in between classes, meals and other social obligations. When lacking a proper representation of bro's, the Brotunda is mistakenly referred to as a Rotunda. The Brotunda was founded at Quinnipiac University.
Wow, look at all the bro's in the brotunda lounge.
A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.