brotect

the act of protecting your bro

"oh you gotsta brotect your bros when them shits be gettin all up in your grill. street rules. no mercy."

by daniel danger October 29, 2008

Brotect

To be protected or protect a male friend from a women.

That bitch Sydney tried to invite Greg over... Good thing I brotected him by bitch slapping her.

by galbaugh13 December 1, 2010

Brotest

1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected

1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"

by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brotection

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Bronection

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.

Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection

by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014

Brofecta

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.

After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.

by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017

Brotector

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.

"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013