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the act of protecting your bro
"oh you gotsta brotect your bros when them shits be gettin all up in your grill. street rules. no mercy."
brotect by daniel danger October 29, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To be protected or protect a male friend from a women.
That bitch Sydney tried to invite Greg over... Good thing I brotected him by bitch slapping her.
Brotect by galbaugh13 December 1, 2010
1. The act where more than one male, feels strongly about a particular issue in which other males are affected
1. " I can't believe that John posted all those pictures from the Bucks night on Facebook! I heard Mary demanded to see the pictures. We should Brotest against this action"
Brotest by s_41_NT August 17, 2009

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Bronection 

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.
Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection
Bronection by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014

Brofecta 

Having sex with all three brothers in the same family.
After nailing two brothers at the same time in a bronage a trois, Jenny later decided to bang the third to complete the brofecta.
Brofecta by Flimsygirl April 26, 2017

Brotector 

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.
"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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