brotax

(Specifically for cars) when so many people buy the same car it bumps up in price for due to demand

"Yo bro I wanna wrx"
"Nah man that shits got to much brotax for what's its worth"

by Nolan Francoi February 17, 2020

BROTASTIK

An ENHANCED VERSION of a BRO who is SUPER COOL.. BROTASTIK

👊💥 Bro..can I borrow 5 bucks..Yeah Bro.. BROTASTIK!
👊💥 Yo Bro you came through BROTASTIK

by ClassicRonnie June 12, 2019

Brotassium

The chemical element required in bro's in order to carry out day to day activities. Can be found in most energy drinks (Monster, Rockstar, etc.), fast food, Natty Ice, and various other foods. Not to be confused with brotein.

"I'm not feelin so hot, bro"

"You're probably just low on brotassium. Have the rest of my Monster Energy."

by P Banger October 21, 2009

Brotanica

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.

Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!

by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013

brotazoa

chillest organism ever

Today i learned about the chillest organisms ever, the brotazoa.

by Tellcandyjokes July 2, 2010

brolaxation

the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.

Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."

by thekillingspree69 June 23, 2010

Brotatochip

A term used to call a very close friend.

“Suh dude?”
“Not much brotatochip! How are you doing today?”

by Kevin-Bacon April 26, 2020