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brolaxation

the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.
Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."
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brolationship 

When two bro's decide to take their broship to the next level. Usually involves them buying an apartment together, or a cottage out on the beach for a summer, while still remaining straight as an arrow.
Bro 1: Bro, we need to talk.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
Bro 1: I think we should take this broship to the next level. Wanna room with me at this awesome apartment?
Bro 2: You mean... you want a brolationship?
Bro 1: Yeah man.
Bro 2: Alright, bro.
brolationship by Chad Christison January 25, 2009

Brolationship 

When two guys have a strong friendship. This friendship could be described as being "best friends" These two bros will hang out with each other every chance they get because theu enjoy each others company so much and have fun being around each other. This relationship is a hetero one.... no homo involved but these guys will be hanging out so much that people will think they are in love with each other.
Matt to his girlfriend Mandy: Hey I'm hanging out with Lucas today.

Mandy: Again? I'm getting jealous of this brolationship!!!

Matt: Don't worry...its no homo. We just enjoy kickin' it
Brolationship by SwaggOnFull November 21, 2011

long distance brolationship 

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.
Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*
long distance brolationship by c&o December 22, 2012

broclamation point!!! 

adding the word BRO! to the end of a sentence to sound like a badass.
more commonly used broclamation point!!!

You owe me five bucks, BRO!

I had to go the store to get my chick tampons, BRO!

Brolationship 

A non-sexual, friendship relation between two male best friends, also known as ''Bros''. Like a Bromance but not as intense.
Me and my Bro have a mad Brolationship.
Brolationship by Sellix September 20, 2014

Brolationbroship 

When some bros decide that it is time to up their brolationship to a brolationbroship. Its the next step in the progression from the original meeting of the bros, to facebook bros, to forming a broship, to brolationship, and eventually to the highest point of the bromance which is a BROLATIONBROSHIP. It is rare for two straight as arrow men to reach this point. It usually happens when the two bros have lived together for awhile in an apartment they bought when they first formed a brolationship, and are now ready for a real bro-commitment
Bro 1: Bro, do you remember before we brought this crazy awesome aparment how you told me you wanted a brolationship?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?

Bro 1: Well now that we have lived together awhile, I want you to know that I think I'm ready for us to make a real commitment...
Bro 2: You mean?!
Bro 1: Yes, I want a brolationbroship
Brolationbroship by broimpregnant November 16, 2010