Brosketti 

A group of youtubers who aim to make everyone laugh through a median of ironic humor

Have you watched the new Brosketti video?

Brosketti by Brosketti? August 25, 2021

Brosketti 

A team of comedians and future trillionaires (a few years). Their plan is to buy everything and be the most successful tycoons ever. Right now they are working on growing their amazing youtube channel (go subscribe).

"OMG Bro did you see the new Brosketti video?!?!?"

Brosketti by Brosketti? August 3, 2021

Brosketti 

A YouTube channel full of irony and humor

Did you watch the new brosketti video

Brosketti by ManBurger October 11, 2021

brosketti 

a friend that is your bro and likes spaghetti as much as you.

hey brosketti, what’s up?

brosketti by efmnagw February 16, 2019

Brosketti

(Noun)
An endearing term referring to somebody in a sisterly fashion. Feminine Version of Broski.

'What's good, my brosketti? '

Brosketti by PaidCypress February 21, 2026

Brossential 

Totally crucial to the broship. Necessary to or essential to the continuation of the brohood.

Once a broship has been formed, one may, in many instances encounter circumstances that test that broship. Though in theory the brohood is forever, they can be broken, if a bro: fails to embark upon an epic journey (Taco Bell, like beer, is not as good alone), or leaves a bro when most in need of the broship, hooks up with a bro's babe, makes out with another bro, gets a bro in jail, or takes some action resulting in a brotastrophe.

The unwritten rules of brohood are, by definition, brossential.

We try to avoid the use of brossential as the strong desire for the presence of the bro. This may impliedly violate the rules of the broship as brohood remains in the realm of philia.

It is brossential that we finish this definition together....bro!!!
Dude! It is brossential that we finish this game tonight!!!
My girl just broke up with me, bro. It is brossential that you buy me a beer or some T-Bell.
This is a quest bro….if we don’t finish this it would be like if Mario just let that chick do that dragon...he didn’t let that fly and neither can we…this is brossential!
My bro was supposed to bail me out, but he got some pussy instead, fuck him. It is brossential that bros come before hoes.

Brossential by Dashjoma December 23, 2010

Brokeitis 

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

Brokeitis by RainbowJae June 26, 2012