brooze

a bruise caused by booze.

dude...look at that brooze on your leg...

by Alyson Russo March 9, 2009

Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

Bronze Rage Syndrome

Bronze Rage Syndrome, also known as B.R.S., is a condition that is prevalent in the League of Legends community. Although its nomenclature is derived from the high concentrations of this affliction observed primarily in low ranked play, this disease is indiscriminate in its vector of infection. Victims of this terrible disease display decreased cognitive function, often causing them to walk into enemy towers and fountain as well as dying to enemy forces in strangely creative ways. In addition to this, they adopt a speech impediment similar to that observed in people suffering from Wernicke's aphasia. Unable to form cohesive speech, and reciting only profanity, all attempts at communication with them are in futility. This disease is mildly contagious and is often seen as related to group retardation, however, such claims are currently being researched and are as such, unproven. In extreme cases, the infected are beyond help, degenerating into a state of mindless rage. At this point, the only humane option left is but to euthanize these pitiful creatures, releasing them from their miserable existence.

Player 1: "FUK sdhit you fucking noob fuck fedr nob bich"

Player 2: "It appears that our ally has fallen to bronze rage syndrome, he should seek immediate medical attention."

Player 1: "Reterd, ur mom needs to seek immedite medical atention"

Player 1: "From my cok LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!1one!oneone"

Player 2: "This poor soul, such a sad and wretched existence, it would be best to put him out of his misery at once."

by Dr. Aven November 25, 2014

ally brooke hernandez

THE BIGGEST SUNSHINE IN FIFTH HARMONY. her smile can light up anyone's day. she is also a saint. she can hit those notes like no other. she is bae !!

oh my god ally brooke hernandez smiled at me and i melted into a puddle of rainbows.

by ITRIEDSALMON September 13, 2014

Boozenic

A picnic that is primarily composed of alcoholic beverages.

The crew had a boozenic on Fisher's farm.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

The Bronze Jade

Famous Basketball Player of the Los Angeles Lakers with a net worth of 1 Billion as of 2022

“This place is called the Bronze Jade Art Gallery” Cordelia continued.

by Maelae August 20, 2022

booze rooster

When you wake up really early after a night of drinking

I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.

by ncut123 June 28, 2013