broomcat 

1. absolute cute
2. something you wouldn't think of sweeping with
3. something you would think of sleeping with

With a cute stance only comparable to broomcat

broomcat by tubcat March 23, 2003

broommate

the boyfriend of a roommate, who is over so much of the time he should probably contribute to the rent, but doesn't.

"How do you know him, again?"
"He's my sister's broommate"

broommate by tchesse May 13, 2010

Broommate

When you have a room mate that is always cleaning up after you sweeping up your shit.

Sorry I know I should have picked that up your the best broommate ever

Broommate by Rschrllaw August 8, 2019

boomcat 

The cry for help when you're wired as fuck off shit loads of ketamine and you feel like you're about to explode

FUCK im gonna boomcat , someone get me some more pills

boomcat by yenobro December 16, 2015

Broomatopian Logic 

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

Broomatopian Logic by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn March 30, 2016

broomrat 

A cute devil who loves all but also IS AN ANGEL who attacks.

Omg your such a broomrat! Like me!!

broomrat by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022

Broomatosis

Broomatosis is a strain of a made up deadly disease Grideatosis.

"oh my golly goodness, I have Broomatosis"

Broomatosis by w4AERZYVHBJNKMLewsdcgbhm, November 9, 2025