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Brookestone 

A place at the mall with cool shit. RC toys and cars, various tech toys, accessories, and relaxing massage chairs. Also, a dealer of vibrators and dildos for women ( or men ) too shy to got to a sex shop and buy a real dildo, or live too far away.

AKA, that place at the mall with the big massage chairs.
We went to the mall and just sat in the massage chairs for half an hour.

Sarah McHorny went to Brookestone to get a vibrator to masturbate with.

They got cool shit there!
Brookestone by Koopenstein Monster October 24, 2010

Brookstead 

Brookstead is a tiny shitty town in QLD Australia about 2 minutes out of Toowoomba. People from brookstead are usually found sticking there dick in a john deere tractor exhaust with a corn cobb up there ass.
Oh my god he has grease on his dick, he must be from Brookstead
Brookstead by Brookstead August 17, 2020

Brotester 

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.
Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.
Brotester by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brogesterone 

(noun) - a steroid hormone released by the mans deferens, during periods of intimate bromanship, that facilitates the engrossing of the corpus cavernosum resulting in a broner.
Mark and Todd spent Sunday afternoon together at the football game, and as the afternoon progressed, with both sharing pleasantries and enjoying a few alcoholic beverages, their levels of brogesterone steadily increased.
Brogesterone by kropwniski May 24, 2010

Brookwater 

brookwater.. wtf is that? oh... in ipswich... gay !
Brookwater by 123456789abcdefgh February 5, 2010

Broskeeter 

What u call the boys when u just chillin’
Matthew: “Can u get me a soda?”
Billy: “Sure thing broskeeter.”
Broskeeter by BillyMitch25 January 13, 2021
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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