Brookstead

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Brookstead is a tiny shitty town in QLD Australia about 2 minutes out of Toowoomba. People from brookstead are usually found sticking there dick in a john deere tractor exhaust with a corn cobb up there ass.

Oh my god he has grease on his dick, he must be from Brookstead

Brookstead by Brookstead August 17, 2020

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Brookstead

brookstead is a tiny shit hole of a town about 2 minutes from Toowoomba. people from brookstead are usually found sticking there dick in there john deere tractor exhaust with a corn cobb up there ass.

oh my god he has grease on his dick, he must be from brookstead

Brookstead by Brookstead August 17, 2020

Related Words

Brookstead • brookstar • brookster • Boostead • boosteady • Brooksed • brookstar a.k.a wankster • Clara Brooksten • Craig Brooksed • the brookster

Brooksed

When a person proves a point while making another person feel stupid

You've have been brooksed!!

Brooksed by ksand27 April 4, 2012

Craig Brooksed

The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...

Craig Brooksed by Toothless Stu December 19, 2011

Boostead

Family of White Men and or Women

Hey! Look it's the skinny boosteads in the corner!

Boostead by JerJRP June 3, 2021

brookster

One slick dude, he is the man in everything he does. He has perfect hair, puts the ladies before everything. He bangs like la'desh
see (Don Janus)

Whoa, did you see him? He is a brookster

brookster by Brooks October 26, 2004

brookstar

the official hardman who is hard and wears no bag... meaning he is hard

brookstar: yo yo look at me i got no bag
coop: me too
brookstar: *bangs coop* no...
coop: *shits pants on way to nurses office*
nurse: u have a serious contagious bowel problem
kiddies: oh no *runs away*

brookstar by loz spencer December 14, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026