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A nice ass town in Massachusetts in which there are very little Cool Teen Hangouts like a Denny's or Mall, resulting in a youth population that participates in very few group activities other than smoking weed, going to Marty's Donut Land at 2AM, or bitching about the lack of things to do in Ipswich.
Older working residents of the town are either grating townies that listen to nothing but shitty classic rock on WZLX or liberals that drive hybrid cars, put their groceries in NPR tote bags, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring poorly-designed colonial homes. Though a sizeable segment of the youth population works, their income is generally disposable, resulting in a largely weed-based local economy.
Highlights of this town include Crane's Beach (one of the nicest on the East Coast), the trails in Bradley Palmer State Park, several open spaces with expansive views of Great Neck, and Pavillion Beach. Ipswich is within biking distance of several other bucolic North Shore coastal towns such as Gloucester, Manchester, and Essex. However, enjoying these things generally requires waking up and gathering your friends before 10AM, which is Hard.
Older working residents of the town are either grating townies that listen to nothing but shitty classic rock on WZLX or liberals that drive hybrid cars, put their groceries in NPR tote bags, and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars restoring poorly-designed colonial homes. Though a sizeable segment of the youth population works, their income is generally disposable, resulting in a largely weed-based local economy.
Highlights of this town include Crane's Beach (one of the nicest on the East Coast), the trails in Bradley Palmer State Park, several open spaces with expansive views of Great Neck, and Pavillion Beach. Ipswich is within biking distance of several other bucolic North Shore coastal towns such as Gloucester, Manchester, and Essex. However, enjoying these things generally requires waking up and gathering your friends before 10AM, which is Hard.
God damnit! There's nothing to in Ipswich but smoke weed! Hey, want to take my mom's Prius down to Pavillion and smoke a bowl? She just gave me my allowance so we could totally buy some. Do you know anyone who sells weed?
Ipswich by keel guard July 12, 2009
ipswich
(n.) A small town on the ocean with nothing to do but go on burnrides up the neck and never leave. Maybe if you're lucky you can hang out at the point with the V.I.P. club. If you go there, flip off Jardis.
ipswich by Christopher Reef November 15, 2004
Ipswich
the very shitty suffolk town filled with old people and chavs who smoke 75 fags a day and apply so much makeup you cannot tell their race
Ipswich by IpswichIsFuckingDogBollocks December 9, 2019
ipswich
a crappy little town on the outskirts of brisbane, which is mainly famous for the lack of jobs, rapists and gangs. You are only ever safe in ipswich if you are no where near bell street or train stations, or are friends with UTFM, one of the major gangs in ipswich. Otherwise known as ipshit or ippy, by the bogans.
brad- are you going to come into ipswich with me tomorrow cuz?
adam- nah, its too dangerous there
brad- oh, yeah. with all the paint sniffers and gangs. lets just stay here and not get raped in stead
adam- nah, its too dangerous there
brad- oh, yeah. with all the paint sniffers and gangs. lets just stay here and not get raped in stead
ipswich by theyellowmarshmellow August 30, 2009
Ipswich
An obscure town on the northern coast of Massachusetts with nothing to do in it which means everyone just smokes a bunch of weed and gets smashed all the time... works for me.
Ipswich by ipswichdude March 20, 2005