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Bronzing 

To defecate in ones hand and rub it over their skin/naked body, similar to how someone might use fake tanning cream.
"The best way to stop them touching you is bronzing up"; or

"The guy in apartment 2C has bronzed up, we're going to need to get Police to deal with this one"
Bronzing by Caspertheunfriendlyhost November 20, 2020
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bronzing 

to make a girl cum in a projectile fashion, often launching in the same manner as a male
Me and kaitlin were having sex and i got her bronzing on my face.
bronzing by Mitchh November 30, 2007

Bronzing 

The activity of placing an object up one’s shitty I unwiped ass so it is covered in feces and replacing it in it’s original position
My roommate Kyle kicked me in the balls last night so I Bronzed his Apple Watch

Bronzing
Bronzing by Mc_staircase December 14, 2021

Bronzing Up 

Originated with Australian prison inmates who would resist transfers/court appearances by smearing themselves with their own faeces - derived from the analogy of applying 'bronzing' sun tan lotion.
"They smeared themselves with their own waste, but the protest (known in jails as bronzing up) proved futile when they were later told they were not required at court." News.com.au, September 17, 2004.
Bronzing Up by Melissa Stanky September 18, 2004

Bronzing out 

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.
Joe: " Dude you suck!"
Bobby: " Im totally bronzing out!"

Bobby: " I can never get Silver or Gold..this sucks"
Joe: " Dont worry, youre only bronzing out."
Bronzing out by travhave June 13, 2006

Bronzing party 

A bronzing party is when a Younique presenter invites her very pale friends to try out the new bronzers and tanning line of products.

She can't try them herself because her skin already has a lot of melanin.
Will you be my lab rat and try the new Younique bronzers? After all, there products aren't tested on animals.

Let's have a bronzing party!
Bronzing party by TheBeautyDen August 11, 2016

bronding 

1.) The process of Bonding, but between two or more good male friends, or bros.

2.) An activity involving two or more straight males that could be perceived as homosexual if witnessed.
"Me and the guys are goin' up north for a fishing trip, gonna be some serious bronding done this weekend."

Matt: "Man, mike kept complaining about sleeping on the floor, so I finally let him sleep in my bed with me."
Brian: "That's borderline gay, dude."
Matt: "Nah dude, pure bronding, that's all that was."
bronding by 132299 April 16, 2009
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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