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broning

The act of two heterosexual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. The sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to sexual intercourse.

past tense:broned
1. After a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of balls, and started broning chris.

2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!
by jeffun August 5, 2011
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broning

Spending a lazy morning with your guy friends (bros) usually after a wild, late, and eventful night.
After that crazy party, my friends and I spend our broning hungover, lying on the couch talking about all the pussy we got the night before.
by thejazzman October 27, 2011
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broning

contrary to popular and idiotic belief, broning is when you do anything that's related to mlp, whether its watching the show, writing stories, listening to songs, or clopping

also said as Broned, or bronied
Bronie: I was broning SO hard last night
non-bronie: you had gay sex?
Bronie: no you fucking moron, I watch mlp, get your damn facts straight you nitwit
by PokemonLover69 April 9, 2015
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broning out

doing anything that involves my little pony, and not caring about what anyone whose a non brony thinks about it.
Bronies: today we're broning out
Non-Brony: you guys are messed up, ponies suck
Bronies: (loving and tolerating) come on bronies, let go broning.
by The Critic Daikaiju April 15, 2015
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savage boning

Sex without a condom. Bare boning.
Yah, last night I was lurking hella cutty and ended up savage boning this real slutty broad...
by later when i'm in your bed... December 9, 2008
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Air-Boning

To grind up real close with a girl in a drunk and passionate way.

Similar to an air-guitar, air-boning is the action of mimicking sexual motions while dancing hard at a party. It can also be called grinding, dirty dancing, or nut crushing.
“Dennis ‘The DuffleBag’ was air-boning that giant sophomore chick last night.”

Translation: Dennis was holding that larger second-year William Smith student so close, they were ‘dirty dancing’ really passionately yesterday evening.
by TheHaleStorm December 7, 2009
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Dean Browning

The act of getting caught using a burner account to try to win and argument
John's affair came to light when he Dean Browninged his wife from his second phone
by Drprim November 11, 2020
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