bronged 

To spill food or drink on yourself, leaving an unsightly stain which must be born in shame for the rest of the work day.

Irene: "You bronged yourself."
Dave: "I knew chocolate ice cream was a bad idea with a white shirt."

Michelle: "Aw man! I just bronged sauce on my new sweater!"

bronged by eriffs883 August 23, 2011

Bronxed

v. tr. (bronxed, bronxing, bronxes)

1. A considerably discourteous act performed while driving. Derived from the New York City borough of the same name.

(Dutch - Bronck, from Modern English: Bronx (see Bronx)

Shirley was bronxed when cut off by a gentleman making a left turn from the right lane.

Bronxed by LittleKitnerboy May 18, 2006

Bronked 

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Broned 

When you come to a broclusion that you have the inability to stop saying bro

i cant stop saying bro,bro. bro i think im broned, bro.

Broned by The Real Dave Strider February 21, 2015

dick bronzed 

To have anal sex.

I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed

dick bronzed by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010

Bronded 

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.

"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."

Bronded by lieberino February 18, 2012

bronzedigger 

A failed golddigger.

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."

bronzedigger by djreefresh November 29, 2011