To spill food or drink on yourself, leaving an unsightly stain which must be born in shame for the rest of the work day.
Irene: "You bronged yourself."
Dave: "I knew chocolate ice cream was a bad idea with a white shirt."
Michelle: "Aw man! I just bronged sauce on my new sweater!"
Dave: "I knew chocolate ice cream was a bad idea with a white shirt."
Michelle: "Aw man! I just bronged sauce on my new sweater!"
by eriffs883 August 23, 2011

by Ze Diglett August 29, 2017

by laylalove August 04, 2006

A word used in the place of words such as "bro" "bre" "man" or "dude," just to mix sayings up a little.
Shit brong, I totally hate saying man and dude after sayings. Brong is totally fucken bronging freestyle, brong.
by Nisga Treaty October 01, 2005

When your bra is too tight and it gets stuck in a fat roll..The wide band of the bra rolls up to a thong shape....
by Cake Star July 02, 2011

How 'Brong' of you dear
by Queer n Ghey. January 11, 2009

when your best friends suddenly turn on you and declared that they have always hated you, were just using you for your connections and hospitality, and steal your anime.
by Reinoko July 14, 2004
