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When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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When you come to a broclusion that you have the inability to stop saying bro
i cant stop saying bro,bro. bro i think im broned, bro.
Broned by The Real Dave Strider February 21, 2015

dick bronzed 

To have anal sex.
I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed
dick bronzed by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010
Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.
"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."
Bronded by lieberino February 18, 2012

bronzedigger 

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."
bronzedigger by djreefresh November 29, 2011
The act of getting together with your boys, getting stoned, and simultaneously (or in succession) getting boned.
The lads and I got together last night and got broned.
Broned by LeVirtuous May 30, 2019