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When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021
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When you come to a broclusion that you have the inability to stop saying bro
i cant stop saying bro,bro. bro i think im broned, bro.
Broned by The Real Dave Strider February 21, 2015

dick bronzed 

To have anal sex.
I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed
dick bronzed by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010
Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.
"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."
Bronded by lieberino February 18, 2012

bronzedigger 

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."
bronzedigger by djreefresh November 29, 2011
The act of getting together with your boys, getting stoned, and simultaneously (or in succession) getting boned.
The lads and I got together last night and got broned.
Broned by LeVirtuous May 30, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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