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brollution

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a form of polluting. its an airborne pollutant that emits a terrible amount of "BRO" into the air, this can be dangerous, people around the "brolluter" may experience intense rage towards that particular person for no real reason besides the fact that this person is a serious "BRO"
Trevor is emitting quite a bit of "brollution" into the air right now, I'm suddenly pissed off at him now.
by GTBA March 26, 2008
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brollution

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a form of polluting. its an airborne pollutant that emits a terrible amount of "BRO" into the air, this can be dangerous, people around the "brolluter" may experience intense rage towards that particular person for no real reason besides the fact that this person is a serious "BRO"
Trevor is emitting quite a bit of "brollution" into the air right now, I'm suddenly pissed off at him now.
by GTBA March 25, 2008
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brolationship

When two bro's decide to take their broship to the next level. Usually involves them buying an apartment together, or a cottage out on the beach for a summer, while still remaining straight as an arrow.
Bro 1: Bro, we need to talk.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
Bro 1: I think we should take this broship to the next level. Wanna room with me at this awesome apartment?
Bro 2: You mean... you want a brolationship?
Bro 1: Yeah man.
Bro 2: Alright, bro.
by Chad Christison January 25, 2009
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Brolationship

When two guys have a strong friendship. This friendship could be described as being "best friends" These two bros will hang out with each other every chance they get because theu enjoy each others company so much and have fun being around each other. This relationship is a hetero one.... no homo involved but these guys will be hanging out so much that people will think they are in love with each other.
Matt to his girlfriend Mandy: Hey I'm hanging out with Lucas today.

Mandy: Again? I'm getting jealous of this brolationship!!!

Matt: Don't worry...its no homo. We just enjoy kickin' it
by SwaggOnFull November 21, 2011
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brollision

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

brollisions _100|--------------------------------X-
per___________| -----------------------------X---
capita_________|----------------------------X----
per___________|---------------------------X------
year__________|-------------------------X---------
___________50-|----------------------X------------
______________|------------------X----------------
______________|--------------X--------------------
______________|-----------X-----------------------
______________|X--X--X----------------------------
____________0-|______________________________
-----------------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
____________2000___02____04_____06____08_09
Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"
by biking_beaver May 23, 2009
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Broalition of the Chilling

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.
"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"
by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010
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Broflation

(1) A sudden increase in female expectations about how dudes should act. (2) A sudden increase in dudes at an event or venue.
The broflation was so bad last night it ended up being a sausage fest.
by reallynotnick2 February 7, 2010
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