brollision

An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

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Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"

by biking_beaver May 23, 2009

Brollision

Brollision - (n) (Bro - lish - shun) - an unfortunate event where you walk in to, bump, or graze someone from the Bro community. This event happens particularly frequently if there is a high density of Bro's around.

I accidentally went to the bar during the NCAA Basketball tourney....had like 10 Brollisions in 2 minutes.

by Marcus_msoe May 1, 2011

Broalition of the Chilling

Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.

"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"

by AraBrosqito May 3, 2010

brollution

; N
a form of polluting. its an airborne pollutant that emits a terrible amount of "BRO" into the air, this can be dangerous, people around the "brolluter" may experience intense rage towards that particular person for no real reason besides the fact that this person is a serious "BRO"

Trevor is emitting quite a bit of "brollution" into the air right now, I'm suddenly pissed off at him now.

by GTBA March 26, 2008

Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.

Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!

by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011

Broalition of the Chilling

A group of 6 individuals whom take it upon themselves to form a council to oversee party goers at model UN conferences. They have the ability to veto actions of the general assembly in their drunken state. They also reserve the right to nickname individuals upon a consensus vote by the members.

"I was just named god by the Broalition of the chilling after chugging all the gin."

or

"The 6 members of the Broalition mandated that shit got real after the serious comment was made about deep throating dick."

by Beejj February 24, 2010

brallison

the definition of “best friend goals” brie marchese and allison krawczyk are the funniest girl to roam the earth

damn! brallison are so funny, i love them!

by sexydragon5678 May 4, 2020