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Broketitude

The state of having little or no money
Jim wanted to go to the movie but could not due to his broketitude
Broketitude by Deekaighem February 28, 2009
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broaptitude 

Your fellow bro's ability to acquire critical life skills such as drinking games.
Yo bro, I have never seen anyone with such broaptitude for flipcup.
broaptitude by Lucas Pucas Chanman February 27, 2010
When your best friend shows you pictures of his Girlfriends Tits.
"Dude Denise just sent me a picture of her tits!"
"Dude brotitude"
"Alright bro I gotcha!"
Brotitude by teh reel choder October 16, 2013

BROSTITUDE 

Brostitude (noun)
A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.

Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally
Example Sentences:

1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"

2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong
BROSTITUDE by Favyglam February 20, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026