brokefast

A combination of partial and/or non-traditional breakfast items chosen because you lack the funds, time, or will to gather a significant morning meal.

"Whoa Bob, you look like you’re gonna pass out. Tell you what. I'll give the presentation while you get some breakfast from McDonald's."

"No, I’m alright, man. I had some brokefast on the way over from Kinkos."

"What?"

"...Three tater tots and a Dr. Pepper."

brokefast by wordmaestro September 20, 2011

Brokefast

Breakfast for under two dollars.

I'm going to McDonalds to get me some brokefast.

Brokefast by lil' boi blu August 13, 2009

brokeassness 

In a state of always being broke.

I'm sorry, but due to my constant brokeassness, I will not be able to go out drinking.

brokeassness by -aL August 27, 2008

Brokeass

A person or thing that has NO money... Ever.

Someone Suffering from chronic brokeassness.

Q: Why don't you have an iPhone?

A: Because I'm a brokeass.

"Can you believe Pete's behavior tonight? He stole all of the bread from dinner and only ordered water."

"Yeah, since his divorce from Shelly, Pete's totally a brokeass"

Brokeass by thatfatgirl March 28, 2009

brokebactivity 

A shortened version of "brokeback activity" as to flow better across the lips and articulates of the mouth. Most commonly used to describe a "homosexual" or otherwise "gay" activity.

Chris: *Cuddles up to Blaine*
Sean: I didn't know you dabbled in brokeback activities?
Blaine: Sean its brokebactivities. Brokebactivity. Get with the program, I thought you were up with the times?
Sean: Oh yes, I forgot.
Calvin: GREASY!

brokebactivity by Sean Richard May 6, 2006

brefast 

Breakfast. (Pl.) Brefases

This morning I had a good brefast.

This year we took our team out to several brefases.

brefast by DRM December 23, 2003

brokeasfuck 

Typed and spoken all together, (with no spaces!).
Meaning completely broke, usually in debt.

Used by people who usually are living at home, mooching money off of parents, and freebies off friends. Even stooping as low to return empties to The Beer Store for the few cents each one will getcha!

1 "Hey foo, lets go out and get our drink on"
2 "Naw man, I'm brokeasfuck"
1 "Aw, bitch... can't ya mooch off your 'rents?"
2 *sigh*

brokeasfuck by KILLIANS_RED17 June 2, 2007