brofus 

A word used by your jackass of a boss in his emails asking you about some stupid ass shit that he should know, but doesn't, because he shouldn't even be in his position, because the company you work for is a joke.

Joe, Can you please tell me how I am supposed to conduct this simple search, the one that you have been doing for three years, but now I'm your boss and I don't even know where to start, and I need you to train me to be your boss?

Thanks, brofus.

brofus by Joe75u7356 October 6, 2005

Brofessor

A Scientist with a Doctorates degree in Brology.

After spending many pointless hours studying trivial things such as math. Andrew decided he needed to major in something worth his time. So he became a Brofessor.

Brofessor by Brofessor Jory June 4, 2010

brotus 

Etymological history of the term brotus stems far back into the time of the Roman Empire. It is a modern day spin off based on the character description of Brutus, who was the famous assassin of Caesar. To be a brutus to someone is to stab them in the back and show no respect for them. Brotus is the antonym to the word brutus which, is a term that can be described as brotherhood. When someone is close friends with someone they are considered to be their brotus. The term brotus is the masculine version of term. The feminine version of the word is brotusette, and the plural masculine is brotusi.

John: "Is this guy you brought with legit?"
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."

brotus by Joseph Ihrke March 23, 2008

Brogus 

When a Bro commits an act that is considered bogus to another Bro.

Bro #1 - "Hey, Bro. Don't be mad, but I hooked up with your ex last night at a party."
Bro #2 - "Bro, why you do me Brogus?"

Bro #1 - "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean to do you Brogus. She was just coming on to me, and I thought that it was cool since you guys broke up like, a year ago."
Bro #2 - "We broke up last week, Bro. That was so Brogus."

Brogus by Drawers8894 September 3, 2015

Brofessor

A close, trusted, male friend who also provides excellent advice. From "bro" - a close male friend and "professor" - someone who is an expert in some topic.

Wow, I never thought of it that way, brofessor. Excellent answer.

Brofessor by Brofessor Mark October 4, 2016

Bropussy 

Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.

Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.

Bropussy by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

broused 

Being aroused by one’s bros/friends

Bro I’m so desperate I’m starting to get broused ngl

broused by nekiz May 11, 2023