Someone who is not related to you, but who you think of as a mixture of a brother, a friend, an uncle, or a cousin. This term is more commonly used as the shortened version: "Bro". The female version is Sisfrausin, a mixture of a sister, a friend, an aunt, and a cousin.
I'm going to go bowling with my Brofrunsin! My bro is the greatest. All the bestbros are homeschooled.
An adjective stemming from the portmanbro of "bro" and "profound".
Something that is brofound is something that seems profound to the simple-minded bro; something that is semi-obvious to most people. Brofound statements can also include phrases that aren't completely true, at least in application.
A saying that is brofound is a broverb (portmanbro of "bro" and "proverb").
Broverbs are often found in light lettering atop photos with very obvious filters over them.
Examples of brofound phrases (broverbs):
- YOLO (You Only Live Once)
- You only hate me because you're jealous (of my swag)
- All you need is love, and everything will be alright.
When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.
Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death
He had too much to drink and went on the broffensive. He went out on the dance floor and started chest checking some random guy trying to start a fight or something
A: Check out how JACKed my arms are bra B: Dude stop being so broffensive
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.