brocum 

Semen of a guy in a bromance who crosses the line and jerks off in front of the other guy

We were just watchin the Jets, chillin. Then my boy starts playing with himself--and as Mark Sanchez spirals the pigskin--dude pulls his skin back and shoots! I wanted to see the game on his bigscreen, not my bud's boner and brocum. This bromance is over!

brocum by Wyeth October 2, 2009

brocom 

A movie comedy that men are more likely to find funny than women are.

Hangover was like the best brocom ever, dude. Mike Tyson in your Vegas hotel room? Classic!

brocom by wordguy2 March 6, 2010

Sam Brockmeyer

Biggest faggot in the world and is a huge pussy

Mason:Sam Brockmeyer is such a pussy
Mike:Ik nigga

Sam Brockmeyer by Lovenigga69 October 19, 2019

Brogument 

A conflict arising between two Bros on sensitive subject matter such as hair-style, beer-pounding ability, toking capacity, dick-taking maximums, or Polo fashion sense. Usually contained within two Bros, but can be seen to consist of as many as 8.5 Bros depending on the Bro-cial situation. A Brogument often ends with a Bro-backdown, in which one Bro submits his Bro-chismo to a certain degree, until the next Bro-frontation, where the process repeats itself.

Brandon and Pink got into a heated Brogument over the extensiveness of their Sperry Top-Sider collecitons.

After Joe brought his main squeeze to the last Brodown, a Brogument sparked because any Bro knows 'you can't bring your Ho to a Bro...down.'

Brogument by AceFunguy March 21, 2010

Brocurious 

Some one who is in to BMX bikes, brands such as No Fear and Fox, and wear Dickies shorts and other attire similair to a traditional bro. But they do not actually ride dirt bikes or have lifted trucks or things of this nature. So they basically take on the appearance of a bro they are just not a real one.

Steven: Hey look at that bro!

Andrew: No he's just brocurious.

Brocurious by Magic Smith December 5, 2011

Brocember 

The month long of winter break activities between the fall and spring semesters of college within a group of bros. Usually starts in the second week of December and ends the second week of January. It's terminology comes from taking out the "Dec" in December, and adding "Bro" to create the word Brocember. Activities can include: chilling, hanging out, partying, etc.

Jake - "I'll be back home from college on Tuesday!"

Sam - "It will be a fantastic Brocember!"

Brocember by Brohiem the Bro January 3, 2013

Brocoma 

A gathering of epic proportions involving brothers, cousins and mates. It is the unity of all three.

If you don't know this word by now, forget it. You're not good to be invited!

I just went to Brocoma and fuck me, my shits smell and my nostrils are dry! Now I'm depressed because I'm back home.

Brocoma by Le_Goat February 25, 2017