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College Board
A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money
college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
College Board by college board victim January 14, 2013
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broar • bro army • board • boarding school • boar • boar_king_of_mountains • Boardman • boarders • Board game • boardies
Braoré
The word Braoré is a mixture between the two thiccest men on the earth, Bailey Sayer and Adama Traore (Professional football players) . This is a compliment of the highest level, referring to a persons high muscle mass, large arse and extreme speed/blackness. Also associated with having a large penis, resulting in the male "strapping it" to keep it in his pants.
baby on board
When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."
If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.
baby on board by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015
Geezer's-board
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009
Luigi Board
Luigi Board by Stefunia December 2, 2010
boardwalk barker
The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
boardwalk barker by jpg3 August 13, 2015
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"