broa constrictor 

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

broa constrictor by broskie March 4, 2005

broa constrictor 

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"

broa constrictor by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010

Broa constrictor 

It's a bro who bros with the best of them, but as the friendship develops, he becomes possessive in his utlilization of the bro code. He questions who you bro with and fundamentally how you bro.

Bryce was chill at first. We watched some games, crushed some beers, but this one night, I said I had to peace out early to go get it in with Connor's cousin and he went all broa constrictor on me.

Broa constrictor by CandyReid November 18, 2016

Broaconstrictor 

The word Broaconstrictor or any variation of the spelling means.

Any person who takes your close friend or "Bro" away from you by means of consuming his time with them instead of you. Generally this person is a love interest, but it could also be family or his other friends.

The term Broconstricted , or any variation spelling means that your friend is busy with the Broaconstrictor.

Broaconstrictor:

Christian: Jessica has plans with Mikey all the time we never get to see him anymore

Jake: Yeah man she's a Broaconstrictor

Broaconstricted:

Christian: Hey is Mikey coming out tonight ?

Jake: Nope , he's Broaconstricted, as usual.

Broaconstrictor by ThaatKiid March 24, 2012

Broaconstrictor 

Your best friends penis

"Dude put a towel on! I just saw your Broaconstrictor!"

Broaconstrictor by natehindle January 31, 2008