bro.0

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Very very stupid kid with a fat, shriveled up penis. He also has anger issues and says everybody's bullying him even though he's never seen real bullies before. He also has "sex dolls" of everybody he knows and has sex with them whenever he feels like it. One day he brought one named "Rachel" to our house and demonstrated for us, his penis didn't fit in the "sex dolls" hole. he had to use a knife to make the hole bigger!

Yo, bro.0 you've got some problems
bro.0: Yeah I do, now fuck off !!!

bro.0 by AlecBoydisacrazyperson June 30, 2016

Bro 2.0

A rare breed of fraternity member who has evolved character traits that are clearly superior to those of his brethren.

Amir: Did you hear, Sam hooked up with 3 Kappa girls last night. And get this- he called them all the next day.

Kenny: Dude's a bro 2.0, fasho.

Bro 2.0 by Thizzlamicus January 26, 2011

Related Words

bro.0 • Bro 10.0 • Bro 2.0 • 0% Bro • bro0t4l • bro • bro ho • bro code • Bro C • Bro Fist

0% Bro

Not acting like the coolest friend you once were.

Being a complete ass.

Looking stupid

Acting stupid

Not pleasing anyone

aw man you suck, ur like 0% bro right now.

0% Bro by juicy fryut June 23, 2011

Bro 10.0

Another word meaning a convicted sex offender

I’m a Bro 10.0

Bro 10.0 by WhoIsBro??? July 28, 2022

Bro 10.0

Cool awesome handsome man

He’s such a Bro 10.0

Bro 10.0 by WhoIsBro??? July 28, 2022

Bro 10.0

Bro 10.0 is a person with a tiny dick

*person* my god you have such a bro 10.0

*guy* kys dumb hoe

Bro 10.0 by Bumbumstinky July 28, 2022

bro0t4l

Usually taking the piss out of hardcore kids who think they're mint with their big fringes, 5849075 myspace friends and metal claw poses [; when really they're just pricks

'LOL, he thinks he is so bro0t4l with his 948798 myspace friends.'
'OMG, her mum is so bro0t4l! LOLZZZZ'

bro0t4l by Amy-Lee__x February 23, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026