"Hey honey, I was reading the side effects on the Viagra bottle again, and I'm pretty sure I've got brickdick."
"Dave, why do you have a bulge right now in 20 degree weather?"
"Well Joe, I was getting an Alaskan Pipeline last night, and I've had brickdick ever since.
considered by many the sickest and beastliest offensive lineman in the country, partly because of his massive arm span, but moreover because he has the ability to gain 30 pounds in only 3 weeks; earned first-team All-ACC honors for the first time to become UVA's first all-conference tackle since 1998
Damn cuz, you see that? D'Brickashaw just broke that dude'skneecaps and ate his legs for lunch. D'Brickashaw nasssssty.