"Hey honey, I was reading the side effects on the Viagra bottle again, and I'm pretty sure I've got brickdick."
"Dave, why do you have a bulge right now in 20 degree weather?"
"Well Joe, I was getting an Alaskan Pipeline last night, and I've had brickdick ever since.
considered by many the sickest and beastliest offensive lineman in the country, partly because of his massive arm span, but moreover because he has the ability to gain 30 pounds in only 3 weeks; earned first-team All-ACC honors for the first time to become UVA's first all-conference tackle since 1998
Damn cuz, you see that? D'Brickashaw just broke that dude's kneecaps and ate his legs for lunch. D'Brickashaw nasssssty.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!