Definitions by @catfur

Twinter 

When no one retweets you for a while on Twitter.

It was a long and dreary twinter, but Tim retweeted my wiener joke and all was good again!

Twinter by @catfur July 4, 2012

Boston Marketing

Standing outside of a Boston Market in a chicken suit while handing out fliers.

"Yeah, I'm in Marketing, *whispers* boston marketing"

Boston Marketing by @catfur July 4, 2012

British Upper Decker 

To poop on the floor on the top level of a double decker bus.

Someone was in the first level bathroom so Becky pulled a British Upper Decker.

British Upper Decker by @catfur June 28, 2012

beertender

One who lies on their resume about having bartending experience, but in actuality can only open twist off beers.

Terry poured Canadian Club into someone's club soda, that's when we knew he was a beertender.

beertender by @catfur June 28, 2012