Skip to main content

brew bitch 

A person who is of junior status and uncapable of more demanding duties brews up for team/staff.
{new employee:} who's the brew bitch around here?
{Other employee:} Martin!
{New employee:} Oh Martin, coffee, one sugar bitch!
brew bitch by happyclapper March 10, 2017

Cold Brew Bitch 

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
Cold Brew Bitch by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019

bitch brew 

Flavored beer, e.g. Bacardi Silver Watermelon, Bacardi Silver Mojito, Mike's Hard Lemonade, etc. Usually used as a disparaging term, implying that real men do not drink flavored beer and such premium malt beverages are for girls. Similar to the girly drink.
"I got Mike's Hard Lemonade."
"Don't bring those bitch brews here, man."
"Hey, you brought Bud Lite, you've got no room to talk about taste in alcohol."

Bitches Brew 

A nasty cocktail or cheap promotional beverage purchased by nightclub loving females, that has the effect of making them want to scratch each others fucking eyes out......
These 2 girls at Cinderella Rockafellers the other night were tearing fucking great clumps out of each other over some bloke, must've been on the old "Bitches Brew" all night.....
Bitches Brew by cheffykins December 20, 2010

Brewbitch 

like a teabitch an individual in the forces who through choice or junior status is always making the tea and coffee. In the case of the latter also a dogsbody
but you can't stop being the brewbitch, your the only one who knows what everyone drinks...
Brewbitch by Tatereater July 10, 2010