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brettlan 

That’s giraffe has a brettlan
brettlan by Lolwysbigdicknigga March 26, 2021
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Pulling a brettgang: to fail three times in a row, or to concede three goals in a competition without scoring on your own. The exact opposite of a hattrick.
I was certain to get my drivers license this time, but I pulled a brettgang. Well, four's the charm.
Brettgang by pastafury January 5, 2022
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Brettany 

Loves to crack jokes, uses lots of sarcasim. Brettany is also like the cute, shy and descrete sexy next-door neighbor type. She is also attracted to the "bad boy" type and is a very loyal and caring friend. She is very sensitive, but often tries to hide it. She can also be very selfish, but is always willing to help/and listen to others.
Damn, that Brettany girl knows how to talk. Just like Obama. Mrauhah.
Brettany by VeruLynn February 5, 2010
Extremely beautiful in the inside. Outside can be beautiful too, but the inside shines.

Artistically talented and very smart. Can master any task she chooses, once she chooses it. Loves cats. Can be the most loyal friend you will ever have. Very funny. Very real, no pretense. She can wow you.
Brettlyn can make awesome Halloween costumes.
Brettlyn by PPGA September 1, 2012
Best girlfriend ever, amazingly beautiful and smart. Fun to be around. Makes you laugh. Good sense of humor. Likes Nathan Gerau. Nice, really pretty. Says random things. Likes the Alabama football team, and really pretty!!! :)
Pretty Smart Funny Nice Brettlyn
Brettlyn by Ncgerau09 March 28, 2013

Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.
Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”
To made the wrong decision, also trying smth. what is clearly going wrong.

Translation for the german word „holzweg“
„Ich bin auf dem Holzweg“ = i am clearly going down the wrong path/ i chose the brettgang
Brettgang by FischGoTt January 6, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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