Brettgang

Pulling a brettgang: to fail three times in a row, or to concede three goals in a competition without scoring on your own. The exact opposite of a hattrick.

I was certain to get my drivers license this time, but I pulled a brettgang. Well, four's the charm.

by pastafury January 5, 2022

Brettgang

To made the wrong decision, also trying smth. what is clearly going wrong.

Translation for the german word „holzweg“

„Ich bin auf dem Holzweg“ = i am clearly going down the wrong path/ i chose the brettgang

by FischGoTt January 6, 2022

Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.

by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

Brettany

Loves to crack jokes, uses lots of sarcasim. Brettany is also like the cute, shy and descrete sexy next-door neighbor type. She is also attracted to the "bad boy" type and is a very loyal and caring friend. She is very sensitive, but often tries to hide it. She can also be very selfish, but is always willing to help/and listen to others.

Damn, that Brettany girl knows how to talk. Just like Obama. Mrauhah.

by VeruLynn February 5, 2010

Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.

Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”

by therealhippitydippity August 16, 2018

Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.

Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)

by The Beezy One March 3, 2004

bretting

Drinking a ridiculous amount of alcohol, typically whiskey, by yourself.

Jimmy had a massive hangover Saturday morning after bretting Friday night at home because none of his friends came to his party.

by Dli March 19, 2014