bretrosexual 

Someone who's sexual preference is confined to Bret Mckenzie from the musical/comedic duo Flight of the Conchords.

You: I'm a bretrosexual.
Someone else: What's that?
You: None-ya.

bretrosexual by alfalfa101 September 28, 2010

Retrosexual 

Retrosexual is the love of the traditional life style and fashion of the 1940's to the 1960's. Retrosexuals often wear fedoras, suits, and listen to swing music.

Ana: Will just bought 5 Benny Goodman cd's and bought a fedora hat!
Steve: Good for him. Maybe he's going retrosexual.

Retrosexual by RetroGuy June 24, 2010

Breterosexual 

The name given to fans of Flight of the Conchords who are especially inclinced towards Bret Mckenzie.

(The term was coined by band-member Jemaine Clement).

Swooning girl #1: I love both Bret and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords. But I have a weak spot for Bret.
Swooning girl #2: Me too.
Swooning girl #1: I guess we're both Breterosexuals.

Breterosexual by helloagain September 27, 2009

retrosexual 

A retrosexual is the opposite of a metrosexual. He ia a man who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance.

Normally a very fastidious woman, Mary was shocked to realize she was overcome by his raw retrosexual appeal.

retrosexual by Phloxic Haste October 19, 2004

retrosexual 

Two meanings:

(a) A man who is comfortable with or embraces typical working-class dress, usually work clothes, that have changed very little over the years.

(b) A man, usually a young man, who enjoys dressing up but in the outmoded 'square' fashions of the Fifties and early Sixties.

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(a) Tom dresses like a bear but he's not gay. In that flannel shirt, work jeans and lace-up boots, he's classically retrosexual.

(b) Jeff loves to scout out fedoras, slim ties and Ivy-League cut suits. The more he looks like Frank Sinatra in the late Fifties or a character from TV's MAD MEN in the early Sixties, he is really pushing the retrosexual button.

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retrosexual by al-in-chgo August 22, 2010

retrosexual 

1. The "hip" version; The opposite of metrosexual. Basically, any typical male who dosen't have a hissy fit over their own image like a shallow twat.

2. The real version; Anyone who has got a liking and embraces classic pop culture. This can be a various formats of like from sixties television to eighties music, there is no need to limit yourself to one decade just as long you don't really feel excited with today's current trends. (Which basically is starting to whore out the eighties at the moment anyway.) Also refferred to as having a "retrocrush".

Tyler "You are such a retrosexual Todd."

Todd "Suck it down bitch."

retrosexual by ih8uplzdie November 1, 2004

Retrosexual Woman 

A Retrosexual Woman is a female who revels in 1940's style femininity--and abhors the coarseness of feminisim. Her stock in trade is an intoxicating combination of soft-spoken elegance, smoldering sensuality, and an air of wide-eyed innocence that most men cannot resist.

Armed with nothing more than a summer dress, a shy wink and a smile, a Retrosexual Woman never needs to pump her own gas or buy her own drink. At home she is a domestic diva who exudes a wholesome sensuality that is alluring no matter how she dresses or what she does. Always modest and wholesome, she is no harlot. But when she finally does take a man to her boudoir, she holds nothing back. He will be captivated by her love forever.

Femisinists sometimes (incorrectly) despise retrosexual females as totally subservient to and dependant on men the men in their lives. But a closer look soon reveals that it is the men who are serving the Retrosexual Woman. When the retrosexual female marries, her husband worships her and often spends his evenings joyfully rubbing her feet or massaging her neck.

Susan never gets a traffic ticket no matter how fast she drives. She just smiles and winks at the officer, and he lets her go. It just isn't fair. She is such a Retrosexual Woman.

Retrosexual Woman by Hot Lips Hannah August 10, 2010