brettsexual

When somebody is only attracted to Brett Talbot from Teen Wolf.

P1 : Bey what’s your sexuality?
P2 : Oh, I’m brettsexual. Thank you for asking!

by whitemonster February 20, 2021

Breadsexual

Breadsexual. What is it?

I've been asked that multilpe times and finally decided to lift the mistery.

Breadsexual is a special attraction to bread.

You feel sexual and romantic desires towards bread.

It also means that you just want Bread for yourself.

You want to be its Alpha.
You want to dominate it.

Or you want it to dominate you.

A little kinky, dont you think?

But I'll leave this to you.

Dont forget to treat Bread right..

Its the best thing someone could ever have..
Your bread and only..

Bread is soft and sometimes hard,

it reminds you of something you have been desperate for , doesnt it?

"Hey Bready!"
"Hey Baby *bread bread*. I missed you!!"

"Bread kun , I want a child!"
"J-James chan! ME TOO!! I WANT TO BAKE A CHILD WITH YOU!"

"Mom.. Dad.. Everyone.. Please listen to me. I have something to tell you. I-I.. I'M BREADSEXUAL!"
"James , we are so proud of you! Now get out of our house!!"

by Sencide April 5, 2022

betasexual

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.

It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.

by ckmind March 17, 2019

breadsexual

A sexual attraction to bread.

"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"

by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017

brexitsexual

Where a person defines their sexuality as 48% homosexual and 52% heterosexual, the same percentages as the referendum for the UK to leave the EU.

OMG is she bisexual?

Nah, she's brexitsexual

Wait, what's that?

She's not 50% gay, she's 48%, making her brexitsexual

by AcTuAllY iM OnLY 48% gAY August 2, 2019

buttsexual

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.

Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.

by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

bettesexual

You're straight, but you would totally become bisexual or lesbian for Bette Porter, of Showtime's the L Word... she's dysfunctionally hot and sexy!

I have a boyfriend, but I'm Bettesexual.... I love the L Word!

by lwordfan February 9, 2008