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When someone you know is completely dedicated to the computer, such as knowing all chatspeak like own/pwn/qwn/j00/n00b etc.

They also get orgasms when new technology comes out. Bremmers are usually on the computer as much as they can.
Have you been Jake lately?

No, he's been a complete bremmer, he hasn't come out of his room in days.
bremmer by BumofBerwick91 September 8, 2008
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deacon_bremmer 

Late 20th and early 21st century notorious troll from the now-defunct file-sharing website audiogalaxy. His home base is the blink 182 board, where he was active during the AG Golden Years. He has been known to wander onto other boards, leaving mayhem and annoyed users in his wake.
Is widely known as one of the most undefeatable opponents in internet arguments - only because he is so persistent that most people give up out of boredom. Is noted for having defeated legendary spammer XAgent in internet battle.

Not much is known about his real life, except that he is British, possibly has bad teeth, studies political science and listens to metal. Has on several occasions claimed to be multiple people using the same account, but later discarded this myth.
"I owned XAgent!" - deacon_bremmer

"you can always rely on deacon to display his inspired condemning of people." - DrummerMonkey32
deacon_bremmer by Jason_M December 26, 2007
that man is a brammer yo
brammer by bigmanddk September 2, 2022

Veense Brommer 

The Veense Brommer is a sexual act derived form the Netherlands, specifically the city of Veenendaal. The act consists of lubing up the anus of your partner, then inserting your thumb in it. After this is done you make the movement you would make when sitting on a 'brommer' (= Dutch word for moped). This twisting motion is allegedly very pleasurable for the partner in question.
"Hey man, did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?" "Yeah i did gave her a Veense Brommer and she really enjoyed it."
Veense Brommer by Oinkiedooda January 10, 2023
A morbidly obese, extremely unattractive, sexually overactive without standard, uneducated Female with horrible hygiene, who in every way embodies ignorance, ugliness, and putresence.
"Jesus Christ, I'm telling you Bob, the Bremmello that lives in thatTrailer over there is nastier than a dumpster filled with puss and rotten seafood.

"Dude, this Half Ton Bremmello about ran me over with her Hover-Round at Walmart today. "

Hey LieutenantSean, my friend just got out of Jail and hasn't had sex with a Woman in 17 years, he needs to get laid right now; Do you know how to get ahold of that nasty Bremmello Stephanie? You know, that beast of a woman who used to fuck all her Son friends from the Trailer park?
bremmello by LIEUTENANTSEAN November 29, 2016

Brimmerton 

When a piece or pipe used for marijuana is packed to the brim.
Dude, you packed a brimmerton!
Brimmerton by Yaboi Steezy November 15, 2011
bro the coolest kid in all godammed school bro dont even try and deny it bro
bro 1:bro that kid is such a bremer

bro 2:thats because he is so cool, bro
bremer by brosizzle March 2, 2020
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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