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Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

Bedeworthy 

A term given to people who fail in spectacular ways. Generally used to define people who's lot in life is to be a snail and is becoming more prevolent in todays society. Can be shortened to "Worthy" or "BEDE!"
That person had a medieval themed wedding. "Really?, that's Bedeworthy"

Riding BMX's with Jousting Sticks is Bedeworthy.
Bedeworthy by Alail December 9, 2010

beerworthy 

A person who you can have a beer with, they are awesome like that.
" Mark Rampling is beerworthy" said taylor
beerworthy by Mrblogger April 21, 2014

Bradworthy 

A particularly good climax from a wank, with the added risqué factor of an open, uncovered window
Jeff: Oh wow, did I ever have a great wank yesterday, Jenny!

Jenny: Nice. But was it Bradworthy?
Bradworthy by Woody 'n Me March 26, 2022
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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