breastuals... 

same as breasts, boobs, guns, etc etc etc... breast is a very easy word to say, however, the plural form proves difficult for some.... breasts aka breastsszsss

breastuals is just a fun word to say....

baby... i love touching your breastuals... cuz they feel so good!

breastuals... by rocko... January 14, 2008

Molesta La Breastas 

A term coined by Don Vito, Bam Margera's uncle, meaning 'I want to feel your breasts.'

Come on, nice girl.... Molesta La Breastas!

Molesta La Breastas by Joe English April 20, 2006

breastfast 

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

breastfast by wterasta March 11, 2010

breastgasm 

Female orgasm derived from stimulation of the breasts, especially the nipples. Caused by a range of activities, from sucking to tittyfucking. Not experienced by all women.

girl 1: Wow, Corey gave me such a breastgasm last night!
girl 2: Damn girl, I can't breastgasm..

breastgasm by coreius imperator February 22, 2009

Breastaliser 

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

Breastaliser by Wingy August 1, 2006

Breastures 

1) Using your hands to describe the size and/or motion of a woman's breasts.

2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex into making a decision such as, not issuing a traffic ticket.

Woman: I was totally speeding through a school zone and got pulled over. I removed a few buttons, used some breastures, and the cop let me go with only a warning.

Breastures by Sethington September 30, 2008

Breastular 

1. Of or relating to the breasts.
2. Resembling breasts

Those little pumpkin candies are quite breastular.

Breastular by Snof October 8, 2003