breastfix

When a woman's breasts are touched, fondled, grabbed, or otherwise by a man who hasn't had the recent pleasure.

Made to sound like poorly enunciated pronunciation of 'breakfast', it's literally getting your breast fix.

Husband: "I sure could use some breastfix."
Wife: "You've got issues..."

by fly_fisher January 13, 2011

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breastibules

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'

Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.

by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

breastigious

When a woman has infamous boobs.

Modern Family's Sofía Vergara is breastigious.

by levine2112 March 13, 2012

Breadstix

The only restaurant in Glee that everyone goes to. They are legally obliged to keep bringing you breadstix, hence the name.

"cuz we'z be going to breadstix"

by Sparkle snatcher February 20, 2012

breastfast

breastfast - (v.) ,(n.) - refers to the early part of a morning whenyour waking up and need to break your fast not with food , but with indulging in and motorboatin' the shit out of some nice big breasts. to break your fast with breasts.......breastfast ( breastfasting)

as i woke up , i looked over and saw the huge tits on the girl from last night. i decided to get up and have breastfast.

or

i seen this dude this morning in the other apartment without the blinds closed straight breastfasting on his wife

by wterasta March 11, 2010

Breastie Nestie

Bra. The clothes that go underneath.

Don't look at my breastie nesties.

by yes............ February 18, 2020