breakfaster

The coolest person in existence. Yep, that's it.

Person: Hey, who's that cool guy?
Person 2: He must be a BreakFaster!

by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

breakfaster

The coolest person in existence.

BreakFaster is soo cool!

by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

by DSeanK February 18, 2017

Breakfast

A meal...obviously...

Who the fuck needs to know what breakfast is? Seriously...why are you even searching it?

by Chick mag January 14, 2010

Breakfast

A mythological event before the dawn of time.

"I don't believe that there is enough evidence to suggest that breakfast is a plausable event. With a lack of eye witnesses, we are forced to conclude that it does not exist"

by Rupert Budge March 21, 2007

breakfast

ass

I eat ass for breakfast

by YeboyWithAHugeOne October 12, 2018

for breakfast

In actuality; truthfully spoken. Stated without irony or any intention of deception. As opposed to for dinner.

"I don't even have a mobile phone."

"Oh, for breakfast?"

"Yeah, for breakfast--never had one."

by Pete Calleri April 19, 2010