Breakfastarian

A person who recognizes the superiorty of breakfast over other meals. A person who eats only breakfast foods.

While some people would choose to eat a steak for dinner, a breakfastarian would only consume a steak if it were served with eggs.

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Breakfatarian

One who's daily diet consists of nothing but breakfast food.

A typical Meal plan for a Breakfatarian could be

Breakfast: Cereal

Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese

Dinner: Pancakes

Amongst many other variations.

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Breakfast of the champions of schuylkill county residence. The breakfast is consumed by ingesting, smoking &/or snorting the crushed up crystals of that lil white bitch; Crystal Meth💎

‘Get that breakFastamine chopped & lines up for my arrival, please?’

‘I’m blink napping while driving, but nothing a lil breakFastamine can’t cure’

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