breakfassert 

Breakfassert is when your first waking meal is something super sugary like cereal, pancakes/waffles drenched in syrup, pop tarts, cake, donuts, etc. It contrasts with regular breakfast, which is supposed to be an actual, savory, filling, nutritious meal to kickstart your day.

The word is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. It is pronounced "brek-fuh-zert".

Really? You’re eating a Nutella-Eggo sandwich for breakfast? No, that’s not breakfast...that’s breakfassert.

breakfassert by Just Some Girl with a Mustache September 29, 2020

Pizza Breakfaster

A very disgusting person.

This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.

Dude, I slept with your girlfriend.

YOU PIZZA BREAKFASTER. I HATE YOU.

Pizza Breakfaster by JamieOliverFan March 10, 2011

breakfaster 

The coolest person in existence. Yep, that's it.

Person: Hey, who's that cool guy?
Person 2: He must be a BreakFaster!

breakfaster by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

breakfaster 

The coolest person in existence.

BreakFaster is soo cool!

breakfaster by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020

Breakfasst 

Extremely Passionate sexual intercourse

Eugene went for some Amazing Breakfasst this morning!

Breakfasst by Opor222 November 22, 2020