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breakfassert

Breakfassert is when your first waking meal is something super sugary like cereal, pancakes/waffles drenched in syrup, pop tarts, cake, donuts, etc. It contrasts with regular breakfast, which is supposed to be an actual, savory, filling, nutritious meal to kickstart your day.

The word is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. It is pronounced "brek-fuh-zert".
Really? You’re eating a Nutella-Eggo sandwich for breakfast? No, that’s not breakfast...that’s breakfassert.
by Just Some Girl with a Mustache September 29, 2020
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Pizza Breakfaster

A very disgusting person.

This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
Dude, I slept with your girlfriend.

YOU PIZZA BREAKFASTER. I HATE YOU.
by JamieOliverFan March 10, 2011
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breakfaster

The coolest person in existence. Yep, that's it.
Person: Hey, who's that cool guy?
Person 2: He must be a BreakFaster!
by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020
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breakfaster

BreakFaster is soo cool!
by Not BreakFaster March 28, 2020
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Breakfasst

Eugene went for some Amazing Breakfasst this morning!
by Opor222 November 22, 2020
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