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The last name of all fuckwits and dog cunts. This piece of sloppy diarrhea will consistently be friend-zoned by any girl he talks to. Full-on shit fuck. Will never stop talking about his muscles although he is a skimpy little bitch. If you meet a braybon fuck him right off

Girl 1: "OMG, this guy tried to talk to me. He didn't shut up about his muscles.
Girl 2: "What a braybon."
Girl 1: "I had to friend zone that dog."

braybon by gfdfseasdfghjhgfdfghj September 16, 2020

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braybon

Braybon is the last name of a total cunt. He is always trying to flex his muscles and thinks he's really cool. He will constantly be friend-zoned by girls because he's a dog. Will not stop talking about himself

Girl 1: That guy tried to ask me out, had to friend zone the cunt
Girl 2: What a Braybon

braybon by gfdfseasdfghjhgfdfghj September 14, 2020

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Brayson

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Brayson by bbe76 March 5, 2016

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Braydon

A guy to dream about. He's strong, athletic, caring and loves with his whole heart. He's always there when someone needs him and usually puts others before himself. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He's not perfect, but once you fall for him everything he does seems like it. Easy to fall for, and not someone you ever want to let go. Find a Braydon? Keep him.

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Braydon by Braydonsgirl June 14, 2013

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Brayton

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Brayton by un-findable January 10, 2011

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braylon

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countrypolitan

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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