brattoon 

Promiscuous woman

He Left his brattoon with the dog and my cats

brattoon by anonymous March 16, 2024

Creed Bratton

A character in The Office who you often question what he does outside of the office, but we love him anyway

Creed: If that's flashing then lock me up

Creed: Just pretend we're talking until the cops leave

Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton

Creed Bratton by Evangeline328 November 28, 2018

battoon 

An instrument That piper made up and is totally real and is trade marked by me

They asked what instrument I played and I said I played the battoon.

battoon by Noneofurconcern June 19, 2019

bratton

Every girl wants to be with a Bratton because they are so smart, handsome, funny, fun, and a Bratton could just make your day great. Bratton's are often very athletic swimmers who are in good shape. They are kind and only want to help and give to others. They love to hunt and spend time with friends and family as much as they can. To be a Bratton is an honor!

Bratton is so handsome in every feature.
I wish I could be Bratton.
Oh my gosh it's Bratton.

bratton by Bratton_swimmer December 28, 2016

Creed bratton

The best manager/accountant of this dog food company called great bratton

Creed bratton “We had a funeral for a bird”

Creed bratton by Creed bratton October 16, 2019

Michael Bratton 

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.

Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!

Michael Bratton by whatabutthole August 3, 2015

joseph charles bratton 

GOD HIMSELF

OH NO ITS joseph charles bratton we better bow are heads before he fucking kills our ass

joseph charles bratton by 5omeRandomNigga January 9, 2019