brassed

To be skint or have a lack of money

I can't afford that dope, I'm brassed!

by Dolpho July 20, 2006

brassed off

pissed off, upset

There's no point in getting all brassed off over that balderdash

by DBL December 22, 2003

brasseye

Classic mid 90's British Comedy written and staring Chris Morris. Pretense for show is spoof news documentary on controvertial modern day issues such as Science, Drugs and most famously Paedophilia. Many celebs were roped into the show and then made to look very silly. Richard Blackwood told viewers about the dangers of special Paedophile keyboards that excrete the smell of a child when used. ROlf Harris spoke of the dangers of "Cake" - a Czech originated drug that makes users necks swell so much it eventually suffocates them. Genius.

Man - Did you see Brasseye last night?
Man 2 - Sure did, twas ace.
Man - Certainly was.

by Mister Pea September 26, 2006

Brasse

Your friends, pals , good buddies

Me and my brasse went out last night. My brasse is the best

by Afrikaaner12 May 26, 2010

brasser

Brasser,means a prositute.Originates in ireland,used mainly in the north cork dialect.

Harry:Sure ya wans only a dirty ol' brasser
Danny:id still do her......

by Tiarnan Spain September 19, 2007

Brassently

Adverb - with erotic intent

"He handed her the cucumber brassently."

by SoakTheBrassent August 5, 2009

Biassed

The property of having such an enormous butt that for all practical purposes is actually 2.

Anthony: OMG, have you seen the new substitute teacher ?!?

Max: Yes!

Anthony: Dude, its not cool, I think she's biassed, she was sitting in two chairs instead of one!

by Aivalleb September 15, 2009