|bransôs| noun.
1) A type of grainy substance made from milled flour. The production of bransauce is a laborious endeavour, as the right consistency must be achieved. To make bransauce, one must obtain flour of the highest quality, ensuring the plants are fertilized with the tears of yellow bellied elves and sung to in baritone. Once milled and processed, the bran must be beaten until it can be inhaled, fed to llamas who are subsequently burned, the ashes of which are mixed with gold dust. Good on tater tots.
2) The President.
1) A type of grainy substance made from milled flour. The production of bransauce is a laborious endeavour, as the right consistency must be achieved. To make bransauce, one must obtain flour of the highest quality, ensuring the plants are fertilized with the tears of yellow bellied elves and sung to in baritone. Once milled and processed, the bran must be beaten until it can be inhaled, fed to llamas who are subsequently burned, the ashes of which are mixed with gold dust. Good on tater tots.
2) The President.
Nixon was bransauce.
by bransauce enthusiast July 28, 2011
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T-Rex: Hey there Utahraptor! Have I ever told you you're a prints among men?
Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!
T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!
Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!
T-Rex: Burnsauce!!
Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!
T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!
Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!
T-Rex: Burnsauce!!
by bgroon December 3, 2004
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also known as the sauce of a brian, it is the rare but highly desired sauce from the generous individual that serves fun food.
by bourbon on the rocks July 20, 2009
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guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)
guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)
by wraina September 2, 2011
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2 cups ketchup.
1 cup water.
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar.
5 tablespoons light brown sugar.
5 tablespoons sugar.
1/2 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper.
1/2 tablespoon onion powder.
1/2 tablespoon ground mustard.
1 tablespoon of SKEET
And a boatload of ESSKEETIT!
2 cups ketchup.
1 cup water.
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar.
5 tablespoons light brown sugar.
5 tablespoons sugar.
1/2 tablespoon fresh ground black pepper.
1/2 tablespoon onion powder.
1/2 tablespoon ground mustard.
1 tablespoon of SKEET
And a boatload of ESSKEETIT!
"Hey Joey!! What's all that brown stuff on your Beefy Ding Dong??" Asked Estéban.
"It's my new BROSAUCE I just got," Joey said smiling down at his Beefy Ding Dong. Joey then went on to explain to Estéban how amazing this new bbq sauce is.
"I think BROSAUCE is from RAREBAC, ESKET, and the BAC-BBC-PCC pride group," Joey said chomping down on his Beefy Ding Dong.
"It's my new BROSAUCE I just got," Joey said smiling down at his Beefy Ding Dong. Joey then went on to explain to Estéban how amazing this new bbq sauce is.
"I think BROSAUCE is from RAREBAC, ESKET, and the BAC-BBC-PCC pride group," Joey said chomping down on his Beefy Ding Dong.
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Get the BROSAUCE mug.Sperm infested with STD's. Usualy when a girl finds out later she should have used protection after taking a stranger home from the bar and being injected with bernsauce
"Hey Claire wanna go to the bars this weekend?" No i cant i gotta go to the clinic last weekend i think i was injected with bernsauce
by stevie j July 27, 2010
Get the bernsauce mug.New slang word first uttered by T-Rex of Dinosaur Comics fame. Similar in meaning to burn, but saucier.
T-Rex: Hey there Utahraptor! Have I ever told you you're a prints among men?
Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!
T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!
Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!
T-Rex: Still!
T-Rex: Burnsauce!!
Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!
T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!
Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!
T-Rex: Still!
T-Rex: Burnsauce!!
by bgroon December 4, 2004
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