brandon hs 

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

brandon hs by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

brandon hs 

a dumbass high school with fuck ass APs like Mr Thompsons fucking bald ass that king Neptune looking bitchwho want get out the bathroom bc his bitch ass bored and wanna try to catch someone

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Friend: man fuck Brandon hs

brandon hs by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

brandon hs (fl)

a school in brandon, florida with a horrible football team, std infested cheerleaders and annoying ass teachers. brandon tends to be a pretty fun school at times but the aps are always blowing their whistles too fucking loud for no reason and giving out lunch detention for stupid ass things. brandon got hella baddies though and theres no reason not to go.

Gay: riverview is way better than brandon hs (fl)
Me: shut the fuck up

brandon hs (fl) by insta @theworldvsbrandon November 13, 2019

brandons miniscule penis 

anyone called Brandon automaticly have a penis so small you can't see it

Have you seen brandons miniscule penis
Haha of course you havn't its impossible to see

brandons miniscule penis by jhgfgfdfgfgg December 2, 2022

Brandonism 

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.

"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."

Brandonism by Scalman October 23, 2011

Brandonish 

Someone who is of equal or more suckness of Brandon.W

Man your so brandonish

Brandonish by Bravo Whiski October 20, 2008

brandons grandpa 

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

brandons grandpa by The almighty definer March 29, 2015