When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"
Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.
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The hottest motherfucker you'll see. He cosplayed as Sniper mask AND Chrollo he's so fucking hot. Though, that bitch doesn't clean his mirror right, shit still be looking dirty as hell. But I still love his fine ass.
Person 1: omfg is that BrandontheLover?
Person 2: Omg yes bitch he's so fine
Person 3: Still got a dirty ass mirror though
Person 2: Omg yes bitch he's so fine
Person 3: Still got a dirty ass mirror though
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Dude, I fell asleep while watching MTV. When I woke up my buddy was brandoneising me like a wild man. I started to say something, but decided to pretend I was still sleeping so he would finish brandoneising.
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Dude, I fell asleep while watching a video. When I woke up my friend was brandoneising me like no tomorrow!
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"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
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