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brandchise 

Urban Dictionary Submission: Brandchise
Brandchise (noun)
/bran-chīz/

Definition:
A personal brand so powerful it operates like a franchise — branching into multiple industries, platforms, and income streams, all under one unified identity. From fashion lines to book launches, podcasts to nonprofits, a brandchise is built by someone who turns their entire existence into a scalable, marketable empire.
“She’s not just an influencer — she’s running a whole damn brandchise with a skincare line, coaching program, podcast, and a damn wine label.”

“I’m not building a business, I’m building a brandchise. One personality, a hundred paychecks.”
brandchise by glowlocaust August 1, 2025
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Branchist 

When a member of one military branch exposes or exaggerates issues with another military branch in a derogatory or fun loving way.
Marine: "At least I didn't take the easy way out like those Coast Guard pussies "

Civilian: "Hey man, that's a branchist of you..."
Brandise is a sweet, caring girl. She is usually quiet and shy until she is with her best friends. She gets crazy and breaks out of her shell when with them.
"Brandise is so sweet. Why is she so quiet?"
"Quiet around everyone but her best friends. Be glad she's not talking your ear off."
brandise by MeB December 5, 2014

Brandchester United 

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United
I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

brandisea 

There is only one BrandiSea. The definition ends here because she refuses to be put in a box — she makes her own box.
BrandiSea is a go-getter who hates small talk and loves a problem to solve.
brandisea by CallMeEmJay November 21, 2020

branchssecretacc_ 

ur mom is liiterally so hot 😘

this term is used for people when referring to people who are epic
“I wish I was like Olivia, shes so branchssecretacc_.”
branchssecretacc_ by miggle :] September 18, 2021

brandisexual 

A term for closeted furries. A way to say you are a furry without flat out saying you are a furry
“I’m a Brandisexual”
brandisexual by NotBouncy June 21, 2023