brake happy 

A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."

Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."

Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."

brake happy by westfalia January 15, 2010

Brake-happy Pappy 

The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.

"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"

Brake-happy Pappy by heartley99 May 15, 2010

brake pedal happy 

An adjective used to describe a person who just hit the brake every three second as moving forward in the traffic jam or on crowded highway, instead of just rolling a bit slower. Similar to trigger happy with guns. In addition to being dangerous for others (and harmful to the actual car) particularly spectacular at night, when your eyes burn out by the constant flashing.

- Dude, what is wrong with that guy ahead of us?
- He is one brake pedal happy cocksucker.
- Take over first chance we got.

brake pedal happy by thehardone_hu March 10, 2014