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BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control
Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

Work Brain 

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
Work Brain by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023

brain no worky 

when kaylees brain doesn’t function
kaylees brain no worky
brain no worky by 8473)38494 December 17, 2021

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now 

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"
Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

Brainworms 

Unproductive, unreasonable, and/or outright harmful ideas that become “stuck” in one’s head and/or internalized. A “brainwormed individual” is someone who has been driven insane by the outlandish and malicious content commonly found in spaces like 4tran and 4chan at large.
TFW the wriggliest of brainworms
Brainworms by Trashli November 2, 2022

Brainworm 

An belief (or set of beliefs) that become popular "en masse" and cause people to act erratically.
"Everyone in attendance at the ______ rally have the brainworm."
Brainworm by lazy_prophet February 19, 2021