brahmance

brahmance
-noun

1. a novel or other prose narrative depicting heroic or marvelous deeds, pageantry, romantic exploits, etc., usually in a Hawaiian setting.

2. a romantic affair or experience; a love affair between 2 seemingly straight Hawaiian men
-verb
1. to invent or relate brahmances; indulge in fanciful or extravagant stories or daydreams in Hawaii
verb (used with object)

Informal .

1. to court or woo brahmantically; treat with ardor or chivalrousness: He's currently brahmancing a very attractive surfer from Maui.

Samoan Dude #1: Hey brah what's up with Haluolamalu? He's been spending all his time with that surfer guy Jim.

Samoan Dude #2: Yean brah those two are inseperable. They got a sick brahmance going on right now

Samoan Dude #1: Hey whatever man let's just go to the luau without him.

by three-m March 12, 2011

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

Interracial Bromance

A romance existing between two bros of different races.

Matt is white. Anthony is black. They are in an interracial bromance.

by five-six August 14, 2012

Bromance

Bromance is the combination of two words, "brother" and "romance". It describes the unique male bonding found between "brothers from another mother". This is between heterosexual males and no matter what is never seen as a gay relationship, though it may be joked about.

Those two have such a bromance, they literally know what the others thinking.

by tj debtwiler May 25, 2011

Brahman lit

Once the proper amount of cannabis, alcohol, and introspection has combined, one may attain a state of consciousness called "Brahman lit". When one is Brahman lit the transcendental nature of reality is touched and one may be overcome with love, truth, or other sensory or psychological pleasure.

Bro Friday night I got Brahman lit and now my whole life is different.

by Gaia das June 7, 2017

Bunghole Bromance

When two heterosexual males are trapped in sexless marriages for numerous years, one night ultimately get hammered beyond oblivion, and strike up an anal romance.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Matt and Jeremy, but last Saturday I walked in on them fucking each other. It seems like they have started a Bunghole Bromance, and if their wives find out, their marriages are over.

by Tee Cee Deez February 18, 2019

Bromance

Two straight guys that say I love you to each other while sober

If they joke about fucking each other they're probably in a bromance.

by 37Anonymous37 December 29, 2019